Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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