4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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