Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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