Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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