Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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