O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Randomize
