It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Randomize
