I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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