I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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