You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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