But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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