i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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