I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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