He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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