she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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