We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We're too hungover to prance.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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