Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize