if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Congratulations! We have a period
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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