The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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