Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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