Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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