Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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