you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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