My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
