You work out of a Hotel?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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