Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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