do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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