Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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