i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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