Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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