you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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