so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I DEMAND FORESKIN
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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