check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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