Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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