Banned from zoo.
Again?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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