He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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