Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
her facebook's as public as her vagina
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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