Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
