i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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