i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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