State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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