remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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