all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I supernannyed him into submission
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
