Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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