...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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