David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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