I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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