Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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