dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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