Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
