I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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