lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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